Date: 7 Dec 2011 04:31:00 -0000
Message-ID: <20111207043100.34546.qmail@nezumi.pair.com>
From: Tom & Rick <golq299@golq.org>
Subject: Golden Oldies Lyrics Quiz 299 (GOLQ299)
GOLDEN OLDIES LYRICS QUIZ #299 (GOLQ299)
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-- Tom & Rick <golq299@golq.org>
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Golden Oldies Lyrics Quiz #299
Recordings #01-25 were from 1956 through 1969
Due 5:00 p.m. EST (GMT-5), Saturday, December 31, 2011
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I'm writing you this letter
To me you are the most
I'm really not very good at expressing myself
And I don't know how to say it
#01)
You're kinda naughty
But you're naughty and nice
#02)
Anyone can play
From three to a hundred and ten
#03)
You're hip
Now put on your face
And let's join the race
#04)
We don't love anyone
As much as you
Your singing makes us say
To you
#05)
We're on our way with a great big sleigh
Full of toys
Choo choo trains and candy canes
For all you girls and boys
#06)
Ran into the street
Directly into the path
Of a runaway garbage truck
#07)
Can you catch it on your tonsils
Can you heave it left and right
#08)
The tree was all covered with beautiful moss
It grew lovely meatballs and tomato sauce
#09)
The Green Beret has fallen through that trap door
Into his own alligator pit
He's a real nowhere man
#10)
We don't smoke and we don't chew
And we don't go with the girls that do
#11)
I saw a kook who was standing on his head
He flipped his lid like he should have been in bed
#12)
I never saw her, never ever saw her
My baby
#13)
He looked at her, thought, "What a dilly"
He touched her once, she slapped him silly
#14)
Hey boy take off that hat
Where do you think you're at
I know where you gon' be
If you don't heed my plea
#15)
Watch what happens
When I walk up to somebody
#16)
He slid into town one rainy night
Runnin' like a dog away from a fight
He had a pretty big mouth for a guy his size
And everything he said was a pack of lies
#17)
Love, you're such a sweet thing
Good enough to eat thing
And that's just what I'm gonna do
#18)
They were making a list and checking it twice
Frankenstein wanted a shiny new trike
#19)
The words you sing I can't figure out
But you've got a sound, make me stomp and shout
#20)
You gotta twist way up
You gotta twist way down
You gotta jump, turn
And twist around
Everybody
#21)
And their voices unite
In the pale moonlight
And it sounds alright
Yeah, it's dynamite
It's out of sight
#22)
From the garden
By the garden
Of a willow tree
#23)
A-well-a everybody's heard
#24)
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed
#25)
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Tie-Breakers
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No one will be watching us
#T1)
Well, I set my monkey on the log
And ordered him to do The Dog
He wagged his tail and shook his head
And he went and did The Cat instead
He's a weird monkey, very funky
#T2)
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